Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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