its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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