You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Help. Why am I so naked?
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