Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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