i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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