i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
no you cant smoke seaweed
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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