god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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