at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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