great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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