I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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