I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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