What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
