he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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