erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
no you cant smoke seaweed
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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