I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize