in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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