a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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