Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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