u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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