Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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