That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
why didn't you poke me back
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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