why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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