omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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