dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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