Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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