Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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