And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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