It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
