I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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