even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize