he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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