I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
