you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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