I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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