so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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