a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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