hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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