at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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