So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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