What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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