I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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