so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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