Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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