I love black thongs
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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