Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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