He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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