I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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