i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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