with your own penis?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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