im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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