gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
