We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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