I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
