Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Pants are for mortals
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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