Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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