On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
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