Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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